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AH MAH GAWD

2006-07-19T14:44:48Z

And so on!

I seriously need to work on my titles.

It's so so so so so so so freakin' warm. I mean, for the love of all things green and hairy, we're Irish. not Mexican. HEAT IS NOT OUR FORTÉ, bitch.

It's like I'm on holiday. I even saw a half-naked guy on a million year old bike riding down a poorly maintained and dank street. That street did happen to be mine, but it really did set the mood. He was so tanned he looked like a Spanish father of 15. Or something. The heat is totally messing with my head.

EDIT:

I just worked it out. It's 32 *degrees symbol* today! Which is *drum roll*

90 Fahrenheit!

Hah-hah! AMERICA HERE I COME. (To {hopefully not} be killed by one of your many problems/enemies/poisonous things)

Summary:

WARM WARM WARM. GRARGH.

Right-so!

I'm at my Dad's place now. It's pretty damn sweet. It's all sunny and golf-coursey~! There's feck all to do without my PC, because Dad has all the work covered by other people so my main reason for hanging out here is OUT THE WINDOW. I am sweating a whole lot. Which isn't very nice. And I picked up a wide range or parasitic insects from spraying the course, too! Which is GREAT. What Ireland lacks in poisonous things, it makes up for in ticks and fleas.

Also, avoid Sony Ericsson at all costs. I used to be their bitch. But they have betrayed me with the V800! It died there the other day. Not entirely, but it had great issues with maintaining signal, and wouldn't recieve calls or messages. And the screen-colours were inverted, and everything appeared backwards. (Sending a text was great fun altogether). So it was like a big, useless, radioactive brick hanging out next to my balls.

So, I spent all my smoking and drinking money on a new phone! Motorola RAZR V3r. I got the blue (Fuck me hard Motorola) edition. (Murr!)

This makes me happy in special places. Like my ears.

It was cheaper than every other phone that wasn't a fucking Nokia or Sharp. Both of those brands make me sick. SIIIIIICK. D'grgh.

Even if I can't get the Vodafone banners and icons off the interface! And my body will be longing for nicotine for a while! Feck it. My phone is the cheapest and easiest way to keep in contact with family, and it's also my ticket to University, (We get phone-calls with offers. How fucking cheap is THAT? XD ) so I thought it'd be worth just buying a decent one that didn't have THREE FUCKING GEE EM PEE TREE PLAYER TOO PINT OH MEH-GAH-PICKZEL CAM-ER-UH. And works. Actually performing it's primary function was a huge selling point for me.

It just has a colourdie screen, and it's small. And made out of metalie shit. I think it's the same stuff the MacBook Pro is made from. It's a dream to work with it in the pocket too, because it's thiiiin. So I'm not beating the bejesus out of it when lifting stuff. And goes "Bdleee bdlooo Hello Moto!" when I get a call. I AM A SAVVY AND INFORMED BUYER.

I HAVE NO UDDER NEWZ.

Oh, wait. Yes I do.

Thanks for that, train of thought! I could have stopped chronicling my LIFE but no. You won't stop until my hand is a decrepid claw.

Fenris has introduced me to Half-Life 2. But not only that, but also the Gmod. Some people spend their time making devices, some people spend their time making strange contraptions to kill/drive/laugh at.

Me?

Look how she touches the ass of the other Mossman! Har har! Autoerotism and YMCA!

In am the future.

On an slightly related (I like to read "retarded" instead of related. It makes me laugh in the middle or serious stuff.) note, Fen and I are working on a webcomic. I think we're gonna call it JamPotBox. There's feck all settled on apart from the character names, and that it'll be based upon Fen and I. He'll be human and I'll be an anthro canine. Also, it'll be about general funnyness and games. And it'll rock. Hard. More info on that as it comes. BUT THERE'S JUST NO OTHER INFO TO GIVE RIGHT NOW. I'd upload a screen-shot... But I can't be arsed. I'd have to like sluggishly VNC back home, and sloooowwwllly click my way through Open Canvas files.

Oh, wait. There is more info. It will quite possibly involve a copious amount of dildos. FLY ME TO CANADA DILDO! *Pshcchoooooo... Fwoooosh!!* My ass is a never ending source of pain and discomfort!

I do believe Torque has seen that one, actually. TORQUE IS MY CRAP TESTING SITE. Lucky him XP

Anyways. LAYTUR GAIZ. CU.

I was tagged!

2006-07-08T22:25:36Z

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now. (It's hard to know!)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Only when hung-over.)	× I own lots of books. (I tend to sell them on. They take up so much room!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games. (Kinda! They're getting so repetative recently though. It's like playing the same thing over and over.)	× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (When I was like... 10.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Usually. But I often encounter cases where a little exaggeration gets me further.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Fuck off, I never fucking curse.)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Hell yes. In more ways than I can probably tell, too. Which is nice.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Playing on a See-Saw xD)	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	✓ I hate the rain. (I love it soooo~! I thought it said "Train" at first too X3)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Hells yeahs.)	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only if it turned me into an anthropomorphic wolf :P)	✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only if I haven't spoken to someone in a while.)	× I have fresh breath in the morning. (The lights won't even turn on until i brish my teeth :P)
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling. (x3. And they all fucking rock.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Ireland, baby. Hell yeah.)	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Plays XD)	✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I don't answer without caller ID.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (If I didn't look like this, I wouldn't be me. And that'd suck.)	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Eh, it was to make him feel better.)	✓ I am usually pessimistic. (It makes good things seem better.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (uuuUUUP!! DOOoooown... I should have one of those "Varied depressions and raises" signs on my fore-head.)	× I think prostitution should be legalized. (I dunno. Maybe some people want to sell themselves?)	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I just need to find it!)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends. (Egh. Naw, I'd rather be close to a small few.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. ((>o.o)>)	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (It's OK, nothing beats face to face though. Body language is 70% of the conversation~)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew >_o)
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (I go to a shop with a MISH-UN.)	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (It's like my third ball. I never leave it behind, and I'm always playing with it. PUN LOL ¬_¬;)	✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Hotel hallway. I woke up after like 5 minutes though.)	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know I want a malamute and a primarily open-plan house in th country. But that's it, really.)	× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (D': I am traumatised!)	× I've called the cops on a friend before. (Wuss XD)	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Hell yeah. I know fuck all! Like how are blinds supposed to work!? You pull them down to go UP!? Then how do you cover your windows? So many unanswered questions!)	× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Does "OHMAHGAWD! You have boobs!" sound shy to you?)	✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Well.. Only if I'm waiting for a message from someone.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I have.. One XD)	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (it was stolen! :O)	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Naw, you fuckers are on your own ;3 Except you. Yeah, you.)	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obsessive! Not a perfectionist though. More... Bollock head.)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Eeeeee~! Even though it's like World War II in the park outside, it rocks!)	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment. (If I was happy, then I wouldn't be doing this fucking thing ebcause i'd be happy and wouldn't be motivated to do anything because I WOULD BE HAPPY. So, wavey arms, wobbly head* Sah-crew ah yew.)*
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (If they have a tail and a pelt.)	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I know I wanna be a wolf!)	× I am punk rockish.	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (The younger ones are usually less fun X3)
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (BUTTERFLY BOOOOWS!)	✓ I can work on a car. (And yet I still get pissed off when I get oil on my clothes.)
× I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (To an extent! There's loads of room for change though!)	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (No one needs to see my feet but me -.o;)	✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Drunken, evasive manoeuver! I can't remember from what it was, but I sure did evade it!)	× I love sea turtles. (Yes, only if they're foot rests or something.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I am not a politician, kthnx.)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I just have to pin-point it! but tis' gonna involve Ukraine and a packet of Big Red.)	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Digeredoo and Tin Whistle? D:)
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state. (I am going to?)	× I am adopted. (My sister convinced me I was when I was litte XP)
✓ I am a pyro. (There's a big bald patch on my arm... And a huge hole in a hat I USED to wear XP)	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Bastards!)
× I fall for the worst people. (It's hard to tell.)	✓ I adore bright colours. (I love every freakin' colour~)	✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (The covers get rid of the crappy synths and replace it with awesome~ (Synths are great! They were just over-used during a certain decade.))
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I don't give a shit~ As long as they serve wheat I want.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (The most efficient way to spread Athlete's Foot :3)	× I can't whistle. (I love to whistle. It pisses people off.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Owned a maring horse (Sort of.. Dad just humoured me XP), and he taught me to ride when I was little too!)	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I delete them after a while XD)	✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparantly so!)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Planet, maybe.)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Thanks internet!)	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (I want one!)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Don't work yet D:)	✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (3 pints of tea a day. YOU decide)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Down with that sort of thing!)	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Just... Several X))	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Bleugh, it's fucking expensive Vinegar!)	✓ I'm an artist. (In the vagiest sense. I draw shit, but I'm not too arty XP)	× I am ambidextrous. (Kinda was... Then I discovered my dick, and the left hand thing went to hell in a hand basket.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I have... A Crash Bandicoot plush and an Impmon plush.)	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (The sun is bright enough, the last thing I need is it reflecting off bare white asses.<)	× I have terrible teeth. (Perfectly straight from birth. Fuck yes.)
✓ I hate my toes. (Ever seen Frodo's?)	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Damn you Toooorque XP)	✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Yes! Because there aren't too many people to hang around with here.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Just Ireland!)	× I am extremely flexible. (It hurts just thinking about it.)	× I love hugs more than kisses. (I love neither)
✓ I want to own my own business. (Hells yeah.)	✓ I smoke. (I am Carrolls' bitch.)	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Stop entertaniing me so much internet! Grow more interesting, town!)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Normal-y Challenged has been used?)	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (My CPU in my tin chest is all I need :P)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Kinda... Hot.)	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I'm getting real used to it now, so I'm starting to not give a shit :3)	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Every school report has said just that!)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Kind of... Sometimes, when it suits to do so :P)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (Sometimes. Like, really rarely. REALLY rarely.)	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (It was Digimon a few weeks ago, now it's... Ehm...)	✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I did that once, and I lost like a stone XD)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I keepy saying "Oh, I'll save! I'll save!" but maybe... three minutes later there'll be the sound of my wallet and a cash register.)	× I'm a judgmental asshole. (Once or twice, and I regret it so.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Eee~! And no matter where I go, I'm too warm!)	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Well, to be honest, yeah. If you think about it, you're not good at something until it impresses someone. Because if people don't care for what you do, you can't turn it into something productive. So it's useless.)
× I am a Libertarian. (A WHAT?!)	✓ I can speak more than one language. (English, Irish, and basic German! Woo!)	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. (My imagination rocks~)	× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Reading facts is like learning D:)	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. ("Leaving Cert Art Exam" and "Portfolio" come to mind XP)
× I have no piercings. (I want them so D:)	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (I've slept: On a park bench On a street In a bus station In a train station In an airport)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I love being a guy! Being able to whack the plank is awesoooome.)
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Thanks mam.)	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Only when I needed some direction. Didn't cry, though.)	× I like most animals better than most people. (Kinda... It's hard to know XD)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I'm signing up at the Gym come Monday XD)	✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Frozen Fish Fight with my sister XP)
× I am compulsively honest. (Kinda. When it suits me to be so, because I don't like talking about certain things :P)	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (.. Pub X3)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Naw)	✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Chicks n' dicks!)	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (So often XD Wednesday was a good example. I did neither.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I'll sleep through whatever. Even 12 phonecalls.)	× I dislike milk. (Moo, bitch.)	✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (Swap "wash my hands" with "flush the toilet" and you have me.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (... Phone?)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Fur-fandom?)
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (When I was a kid some doctors weren't arsed caring for me, so they siad I was dead XD)	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Depends entirely on what it is. "My gold shoes are too tight and my fifties don't fit in my wallet!" - Fen. I'm usually sympathetic though.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Hah! He's on stage!)	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Sometimes they just need the money.)	× I don't like to chew gum. (Who the fuck doesn't like to chew gum? D:)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Um... I'd like to watch Vikings for a while. I guess.)	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Why the fuck would I want to remember where I parked a 2k piece of machinery that I'm still making payments on?)	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (A couple of months, at best XD)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (See, then everyone would be a whiney piece of shit.)	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Whats and Wheres?)	× I love to sing. (YES! But people don't love to listen XP Apparantley I get good when I get inebriated.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I want to.. Have a basement?)	✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Hells yeah X3 Bought a HP, and gradually ripped the shit out of it. I think the original PSU is still in there, and that's it.)	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (One of my cats would totally be a pimp if it was human. If that counts.)	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays. (Woo! Always a semi-minority character who sang fucking solo!)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (OM NOM NOM)	✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (FUCK YES.)	✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Sorta.)
× I am a twin! (Thank fuck I'm not! Who knows what the other one would have turned out like!)	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (It just feels like wasted time! :/)	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (less * a week)*	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Just so I won't go bald XP)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (SO legally.)	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Uh, yeah. All the time.)	✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Woo!)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I don't know what that is! You smell like a Snickers bar!)	✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (It's greeaaat. great for spreading Lyme disease D:!)	✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music helps me remember that I like music.)	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (When I'm playing said sport, it is my fucking problem XP)	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (I thought it would have ended like 20 questions ago. HAH TWENTY QUESTIONS. Pun'd!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Uh...)	× I can only hate someone that I love. (I can hate anyone and anything for any reason!)	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (There's no Starbucks heeere~ :D)

I totally blame Torque for that ;)

And anyone who wants to be tagged, consider yourselves tagged~! :D It's actually kind of fun to answer! :3

Can you say "Superficial"?

2006-07-06T01:16:18Z

I'm only really coming to terms with how superficial the furry fandom is now. Groovily enough, there's a few who make it worth it. Especially you. Yeah, you.

In other news, Dad's operation went OK... But then he fucked himself up good and nearly killed himself. That had me fussing for a little while XD Went and nearly bled to death into that huge leg-muscle thingie in your thigh. Good man Dad! Though, he's all better now. Well, sort of. He'll be all better in about 8 months.

Got my DS Lite. The black is totally sexy, and the battery life is worse that my laptop's. (I think I get about 5 hours out of it.) Which is a bit disappointing. Though, that all begs for me to ask the question of what made the original so big? Was there a hamster on a wheel generating power for the few extra hours of battery life the Lite's missing? That's the only conclusion I can come to.

Applied for my driver's license. I used to be able to drive a tractor around, and a Mope-head thing. But since the Rules of the Road have changed here, I need to take several tests before I can see the motorway. Infact, I need to get a few months older before I can hit the motor-way, which is a bit annoying to be honest. Now how the fuck am I supposed to get the bus to college come September? Fucking walk 25 miles? Taking the test next Friday. That'll be fun.

Now I'm taking commissions. Something in the region of 15USD for a picture. Which isn't bad, for the customer. It works out at about 68cent an hour. Woohoo. I need to earn as much as possible to earn enough money to pay off my first semester in college. Selling lots on eBay.

Brother got married. Congratulations Jon boy. Glad we finally got someone to get rid of you for us ;) Spent 4 days solid drinking and having a laugh. Though, after the the wedding and the meal and shit, at about 6AM I went outside for a few fags. Most people were in bed, and I couldn't sleep so I thought it was OK. And there was the biggest deal ever made out of it XD I'm still getting messages making fun of me! I don't get it!
But my brother is so funny. We ran around reception together XD At like 7AM! We got up on the counter and started dancing around and playing tig... And bouncing on the couches, and quoting Bo' Selecta. That was the best part of the night. I did loads of stupid shit, but that was my favourite. I think we woke up have the hotal screwming "Placentae Painball!" and screaming "Ooohooo!" like Michael Jackson. Hell yeah.

Also, we strutted around the hallways the next day bitching about the teeny-tiny towels the hotel supplied. We had these tiny face cloths wrapped around our waist, screaming about how it was just like ancient rome... We had woken up plastered, so we had an excuse XD

Best 4 days ever. Jon should get married all the time. Just so I can hang out with the other 2 Groomsmen more often. It was truly an amazing night.

House has been bought. Moving in September juuuust when I'm about to leave for college. Pierce gave me a job in the Health Centre. Poor guy doesn't know what he's getting himself into :P At least it's easy money, and I'm hoping for a job in a pub to fill the nights.

And that's all I can think of about now.

Fuck it anyway.

Summer's really boring. No money, no (Offline) friends, no where to go and nothing to do.

July is my favourite month of the year.

Later days.

Wah!

2006-06-18T00:23:44Z

Tomorrow is Father's Day! So, off to yon Dad's location for some of that Father's Day stuff.

But, in more news! My only friend in the whole entire god-damn school and town is leaving! (Yeah, I'm a hermit. As if that's new to anyone XD) The dynamic duo shall now only be a clumsy uno! Which is a crock of bollocky pigeon excrement. He's heading back to Hong Kong on Wednesday. I have to take an exam so I won't be able to see him off, which is a bit disappointing on the whole. He has MSN and stuff, but his English could use work and my Mandarin is pretty limited. I suppose one of the reasons we got on so well was because of the damn language barrier XD We could never disagree on stuff. We just picked up on what the other was doing, and joined in or let them be off. Blah-de-blah.

A picture of he and I hanging out:

That was me trying to get a decent picture of himself and myself to remember us by. Couldn't have gone better!

Ah, we did stupid stuff together. Good times. Boring times. Freddy and I fucking rocked. But now he's going far away, forever and ever and ever. He'll come back to visit in a few years, I think. It'll be a bit lonely without someone to hang around. Bye Freddy!

In other news, I reserved my DS Lite. The owner of the local game store and I are good friends, so he's gonna give it to me a few days early, without the required deposit, and without the extra €30 most places are charging around the town. Which is sweet. Gonna go Enamel Black :D I wanna get Mario Kart or something so I'll actually be able to use the device to some degree, but I don't think that's happening XD

P.S. Someone needs to tell the majority of the furry-fandom, and quite possibly the rest of the internet, how to use the fucking word "Ironic". SRSLY. I've seen fifth-class Primary school children use it more competently.

Operations, exams, moving house, and glitter.

2006-06-14T16:30:19Z

Seriously! I think my parents are just dying to have me fail the Leavin Cert. Of "El See" as I like to call it when I'm freaking out. They seem to be doing everything in their power to distract me but actully running up to me and making weird noises. But ze step-dad's making the weird noises pretty spontaneously, so, I dunno, I think they're gonna cover that soon.

My proper-Dad's off in hospital getting an operation done. Can you say "Worry"?

The parental units are redocorating the entire upstairs apart from my room. So, I'm utterly high on paint fumes while trying to remeber shit about the Lá Tené. I'm listening to a drill and it's incessant "BRrrRRRRrrD-duh-duh-duh-duh-BRRRRRrrRRrRrRrRrrrrrRRRRRRRRR!" which isn't that great when studying for Aural German. Or doing anything but listening to such a noise. Not to mention the decorator's singing. Or the constant noise of his van. Or hammers. Or the dropping of stuff. Or the constant coughing. Imagine reading the most boring passage known to man on Bronze Age Ireland with this in the background:

"BBRRRRRR-*cough-hack-cough-lung-transplant-*-RRRR-*thunk-a-thunk*-DURDURDURBRRRRR-*Sound-of-gate-opening,-which-seems to-oxidise-severly-when-the-decorator-touches-it* etcetera.

And then, like it's nothing, they just drop "Oh, we're moving house" on me as I'm eating breakfast. WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 3 YEARS. They're building a house in fucking Canada! There's only two of them! TWO! What are they going to do with three fucking houses!?

*Face-clutch*

Maybe I'm taking this a little too much to heart. Stupid exams and their odd effects on my integrity! I don't think I was very stable in the first place, come to think of it. D'grrgh. I don't know. I guess it'll be fine in the end, I'll be moving out in 2 or 14 months anyway.

And I'm sorry for that last entry! A total sense of hopelessness overcame me after my poor performance on Maths Paper One. I can't remember most of Paper One or Two now, or how I performed, so, I'm alright again. Mmm, simple mindedness. I'll know how hopeless things are in August. Whee! Suspense! D:

On the upside, my siblings gave me this pretty awesome Good Luck card for my exams. I was endlessly stirred by the gesture. Eeee. It's all shiney and glittery which makes me happy :)

I'm sure that blurb was overwhelmingly exciting!

'Till next time!

Damn.

2006-06-08T19:33:27Z

I'm out of the rat-race that is the Leaving Certificate.

I was looking forward to University so much and all.

.. Graduation?

2006-05-24T17:15:14Z

Good Jesus. It's finally happening.

*Celebration doodle done in my Maths notes not an hour ago*

I think. Wow. After 11 exams I'm finished in secondary school. Holy ovaries!
Friday will have my last classes EVER EVER EVER. Then on June 7th begins the exams. ok. Fine. On the 21st is my final exam and then that's it. This is worthy of an "OMFG!"

I think.

Then, after school, instead of going out for a session with the 6th year class I'll be heading to a Stag Night. I am, unfortunately, marked by blithe unconcern. I think the shock of finishing school is still sinking in!

Once everyone arrives at the specified accommodation we shall begin a pub crawl.

Then, after a night of much consumption of alcohol, we're gonna go surfing! SURFING! Something like 30 of us are going to this 2 hour lesson in how-to-not-fall-off-a-floating-board! The craic is gonna be 90! Then it's chill-time, then dinner-time, and then pub time again! Woo!
Sunday, the day of rest, holds a trip to the sauna. Groovy.

Blue hair dye arrived today! So, that's going in tomorrow!

A big ol' repetitive title should go here

2006-05-13T15:31:00Z

Well! This week's been kinda nice.

I dropped Chemistry so I have a rake of study classes during the week, which takes a nice little lump out of my overall workload in the evenings. Though, I haven't been studying as dilligently as I should have been recently... Mainly because my parents are gone and the cats are turning the house into shit! So, I need to keep ontop of keeping the house clean after my siblings so my parents to go ape-shit when they return.
The B3 in Maths I so desperately need isn't looking all so sketchy and distant anymore. (I have a strong feeling that I won't need it in the end, the IT is apparantly desperate for students to take more computing courses. They sent me out a letter pleading with me to stick with my choices)

Bla bla bla.

I won the 6th Year Art award on Tuesday too. I'm very pleased with that. Though, it kind of feels like I cheated since there's only 3 students in the 6th year class who take it seriously... But still, I shouldn't give a shit about what others do or don't do, I guess.

As a result a result of winning the Art award a local band has asked me to provide the artwork for their Albums, C.Ds and instruments. Hells yeah. I never thought I'd be drawing on guitars and stuff. It'll be pretty groovy to be (Legally) spraying on walls too. The drummer is exceptionally talented and a great laugh.

I'm gonna dye my hair blue soon. It'll only be streaks because anything more will warrant my expulsion from school. Bloody Christian bullshit school rule thing. If my sister doesn't get the blue dye in Roche's Stores today I'll be ordering it off some girly site. Excellent.

Also, I've attained the temporary nickname of "Tech" from the Loonatics cartoon. Some dude in school made the connection and now it's stuck.

Oh, joy.

Your walk is: A Mix of Hopping, Dancing and Writhing in Pain

2006-05-05T00:15:54Z

Man, I dunno if anyone gets quite the kick out of these stupid little tests that I do... But since this is a Journal that is Live, here goes.

<td align="center">Your walk is:
A Mix of Hopping, Dancing and Writhing in Pain

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

I laughed XD.. What's yours, oh people who choose to oogle my journal?

First of the final exams

2006-05-04T22:49:49Z

Jesus... They want us to pull master pieces out of our arses. I swear, 5 hours is really not enough time to do anything but scratch your arse and say "O NO I FAIL" every few minutes.

But alas, I'm kinda proud of what I did manage to complete in five hours. S'why it's getting it's very own journal entry... I mean, it's my final project. The project that's representing the last few years in art class (Not that we did much apart from feck around and listen to the radio).

(I snapped some pictures on my SE V800 before handing the sheets to the examiner)

http://www.ericthewolf.com/somethinghardtospell/Leaving%20Certificate/FinalDesignBottom.JPG

"That's a shit topic! You suck! Go die!" you say? Well, we had to do a poster on a certain topic... We had a choice of "High Tec Entertainment" or "10th Annual Film Festival" or "Olympics 3012" all sucked. But at least "Hi-Tec Entertainment" was vaguely decent. It's supposed to be a little media device... I forgot to make that obvious. Shit.

Well, anyway. There she is. 5 hours... There was a Preliminary sheet and a Preparatory sheet done in that space of time too.

The Leaving Certificate Vocational Programme exam went alright... Though, I think I messed up my final question.

"4.) Apart from your Link Modules, what subjects do you feel would help you to become your researched profession"

"Irish: To communicate with the technologically impaired"

I then flung the paper at the examiner just in time for me to not fail the exam for not having it done in time. I do think that such a statement will lose me marks... But I was in such a hurry X3

Let us hope tomorrow's exam goes as well as the previous ones! And the rest of them... Glee~

"Plasting Sheeting, RTE News, covering the Cork area, in a toilet, signing off."

Man, I love 'Gift Grub'.

Man, now the Police

2006-05-01T03:24:26Z

So, right. There I am. Drunk as hell, wobbling home with my siblings after a nice stop in the chipper. Nothing unusual there.

So, right. I'm drinking this milkshake. I gave my jacket to my brother and I'm freezing! it's 4AM, what does one expect? A sun-tan?

So, right. I open the door of a phone-box and fling my milkshake in. Man, what a great idea. It accomplished so much. I picked up the cup and spattered the remaining milkshake on the box. Great, right?

Naw, the police pulled up and called me over... they drove my siblings away. "Oh shit" said my brain.

I gave them a fake DOB, 1988 instead of 1989 so I'd be 18. Just old enough to drink. So, that's great.

Now, unless I want time in jail, I have to get up in the morning HUNG-FUCKING-OVER and clean the fucking phone box!

Man! My master piece is ruined! And I have to write retarded Sgt. Moore a letter of apology too. It's not so bad, but dude.. Really... I so wanted to sleep in on the bank holiday. Fuck this.

Anyway, I've never been more drunk in my life and I do believe my typing isn't all too shit.

I had my first shots tonight. Red After-Shock, followed by Apple Sours and then a Sambuca. The final two were had with a cousin of mine. I made a new drinking buddy. Hooray!

Good night.

Yay, another temp job.

2006-04-19T00:29:13Z

Welp, I'm back out in those shitty health centers dispensing powerful medicacation to people who really don't need it.

But hey. Soon they die, the less useless offspring they can produce!

I came up with this picture when I was having a brief and stupid conversation with a patient. As shown here.

The viewer is supposed to be the fuckwit who thinks Lexipro is a Sopository.

LOOK MA! It'sa my desk. That chair is really uncomfortable. And that picture was really fun to make XD It took like half an hour (mostly done) in Alias SketchBook Pro 2.0. I might make more for the fun... Whee XP

When I'm busy throwing small boxes at people and then shooing them out of the surgery, I just don't appreciate just how funny it is XD

AND I CANNOT SPELL. I know XD

Parents leave for 3 weeks to Canada on Friday. I think I'll look up my file in the Health Center documents tomorrow. Whee. I wanna know what I was on for all my poisonings.

Weee~!

2006-04-14T00:47:19Z

Greatest video of all time!

http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/?id=19542

Watch it. Just... Watch it.

ericthewolf @ 2006-04-11T15:56:00

2006-04-11T14:56:47Z

I wouldn't bother spamming with a test, but this one rocks. I mean... *insert name here* pills. Awesome.


	NavalagVLK Pills: Will cause involuntary commitment to a mental institution
	'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

They also make your pee bright yellow.

Yay! Place to live!

2006-04-05T19:33:11Z

Oh yeah! Sweetness.

I just got me a hot sexy room-in-an-apartment with hot sexy inclusive bills. And I get my own toilet in it! Happy days! XP it's also hot-sexy next to the Institue. With a hot sexy court-yard, with a path straight into the reception of the IT! Hooray! There's a breakfast room too. I can't fucking believe my luck to get in. Seriously, there's like 5,000 applicants for 400 rooms and some out-sourced employcalls me up saying

"Issa Mi-hell Halavan? Hoor room iss av-hail-able"

*Does the moving-out dance*

I move in sometime in September! Presuming I don't fuck up my leaving Certificate, of course :3

Also, I wanna get one of these: http://www.lik-sang.com/image.php?category=363&products_id=8919&img=psp_faceplate_orange&show=1

And some screen protectors too.

Animal Crossing has also claimed my life! Friend code: 3866-1524-1291 (Name: NVLK, Town: HackBall)
'Cause I need new fruit. That bastard Tom Nook is giving me less and less for my APLEZ XP

Woo

2006-03-29T23:26:17Z

I was born about 12 minutes this time 17 years ago XP Whee.

o/~Happy Birthday to me.o/~

Also, this is the first time Dad's actually wished me Happy Birthday since I was six or seven years of age. Awesome :3. I feel kinda bad for missing his call though. Won't he be so pleased and proud when he finds out I've failed 3 out of 7 subjects :/ I miss living with that man.

But on a higher note http://www.illwillpress.com is feckin' brilliant. It's so wonderfully awesome and groovy.

Saltspring school? Nah!

2006-03-27T21:09:06Z

Hey! Should I fuck up 6th year this time 'round, which is looking likely, I might end up finishing my final year on Salt-Spring Island in that BC place off the coast of Canada. If I went to a school over on that mass of land it'd be so much easier than the system here. I'd have time to carry out all the little shitty projects I wanna do. And possibly make an actual offline friend, if such a thing is possible XP

Man, that would rock so hard. I think. Even if the opportunity was 100% there, I guess I wouldn't go. I mean, there's not a University here that would look up nor down at me with a Canadian education!

But still, it'd be awesome.

And I'm plankin' it over the impending Leaving Cert.

In other news, I think I've managed to fail every subject in the mock exams (OK, well, I failed two. And I failed those on technicalities like "Oh! Oh no, you haven't written the formula correctly! There goes half YOUR marks! Or "Your not taking your diagrams seriously enough! Fail!" just because I drew a freakin' Beaker Muppet presenting my Distillation process XP).

But! On the upside! there's still 33 more school days to get my ass in gear. And such gears I'll have to get my ass into.

AND MY PORTFOLIO HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. I didn't even have to bother with that shitty dA site in the end. <3 Cousins. All going well, I'll just have to turn up for my exams and scratch my arse for about 70 odd hours and I'll still have sufficient points to get into CIT. But things aren't going to go that well, so, yeah...

Study time.

*Procrastinate*

I'm also kinda half thinking about just skipping school and homeschooling myself and then taking some more mock exams to see what happens.

I'll so don't wanna repeat 6th year. Seriously, I'll be really annoyed if I do XP That's pretty much that.

For real this time.

Seriously.

P.S.: My entries are pathetically long.

ericthewolf @ 2006-03-21T09:09:00

2006-03-21T09:16:19Z

Everytime my mother tries to use me to social climb I want to roll up a newspaper, hit her on the head and say "No! No!".

Fuuuck. I'm skipping the first class in school just so I can get the homework done 'cause yesterday evening I didn't have the time to work a sufficent amount on my Portfolio and Homework. Argh, I don't like 6th Year.

Seriously, 6th Year needs to fuck off and die XP Or at least get easier/less hectic.

On a higher note, orange juice is nice.

Time Constraints

2006-03-19T14:04:19Z

My desired IT is making up the requirements for my Communications Design course as they go along!

I fucking swear! XP

I have to have my portfolio in Cork IT on the 27th of this month XD 11 finished pieces in the next week! Jesus, Mary and all of Bethlehem in a mini-bus, this is ridiculous. I think I'll be skipping one or two exams.

Keep track of ze progress at my second deviantART site thingie http://NavalagVLK.deviantart.com if one might wish to do so.

Head Explodey

2006-02-28T16:59:35Z

Damnit, I'm so SICK. (In the cough-cough, head-explodey way. Not the "I like to fiddle kiddies" way. God no. Ew. Bad. SHUT UP.)

I mean, I got sick on Friday. FRIDAY! The day that starts the weekend, the beginning of the only 2 days of freedom I get form school a week and some virus... Sick thing... Takes it away!? What is the point in it? but oh well. I got compensation, oh yes. I've had an excuse to skip school on Monday and Tuesday. Which, in the short run, is great but in the long run it's very bad! Yay short sightedness!

So, since I'm all sick I'm all vulnerable to further infections, right? Well yay. I've developed this little city of warts on my left foot which ALL of you need to know about, of course. Now they've been frozen! Yay! Now I just have to wait for half my foot to die off and turn into an ulcer! Eee!
Since I'm such an optimist I'll bet my foot will end up looking like this:

http://www.larrytt.com/celebrities_playing_tt/tony_blair2.jpg

Anyways, in other news! LOADSA LOVELY EXAMS NEXT WEEK! Yay! I can't WAIT to baaarely get a passing grade in most of them, and fail the rest! Whoo! :3 'Cause I'm so LAZY. But oh well, since we get to bring our own paper I'm sure I can cheat my way through most of them or something. I hope not to since cheating won't assist me in my final exams, but hey. Getting my ass kicked by my parents (If they still bother reading my grade sheets?) won't help either.

Also, if anyone has a season 1 Digivice give it to me! Because I'm such a damn nerd! XD *Cough*AndTheyFetchNiceMoniesOnEbaySometimes*Cough* So, yeah.

Seriously, though; What's the point in the common cold other than to annoy the hell out of ME (Because, you know, I'm the only damn person on the earth to ever get the *common* cold :P)? Really now, why does it even exist? It doesn't kill anyone, not even old people. It's like the flu's little brother... If the flu's little brother lived on the other side of the world, had one arm and no idea of it's mission in life so all it did all day was play the Banjo

Dangit, iBook battery dead. Laters, folkses.

Technology!

2006-02-14T17:53:15Z

I find it to be both stupid and funny that it took the following to make my crappy avatar.

1.) Brother's Powershot A70

2.) iBook G4

3.) Flash MX 2004 Professional

4.) Cat

5.) 612 seconds (Aprx.) :p

Professional grade software and hardware to make... That. Great XD.

Money well spent, eh?

I kinda wanted something retarded and semi-amusing for my Y! Galleries account ;) Can't get stupider than a Matrix cat on a stool in the middle of our kitchen.

Also, I want everybody to do me a favour and watch the anime cartoon thing "FLCL". It's the best thing ever. And it's not retarded like most other anime thingies :D

P.S. Didn't think I'd ever make to journal entries in the same season.

On a different note, our new cat, which needs a new cat name, likes to smack the Mouse Pointer and the Animated things on screen. It is funny.

Until next time you feel like reading an obnoxiously formatted entry! ;)

More Useful Stuff!

2006-02-14T01:38:39Z

See! See! Just like the title says!

Doggy Kruger is love.

Oh, hell yes. It's a pity he's from a very shitty show, though.

Also, when I say my surname backwards I can't help but laugh.

I'm sure that fills you in on everything that has happened since my last spam filled entry!

Hurrah!

P.S. Heh heh... he looks like a turkey in the second box frame picture thing.

Just 'cause!

2005-06-17T18:17:41Z

Seagate Is Love!

Wooo! Go Raskeh go! XD -->http://www.livejournal.com/~raskhusky/